> You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programs. In
> a rural
> program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad
> Cow disease,
> arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the
> matter.
>
> The interview was as follows:
>
> The lady reporter: I am here to collect information on the possible
> sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?
>
> The farmer stared at the reporter and said…
> Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?
>
> Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of
> information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow
> disease?
>
> Farmer: And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?
>
> Reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about
> getting to the point?
>
> Farmer: I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was
> playing with your tits twice a day.... and only screwing you once a year,
> wouldn't you get mad?
>
> THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED...
