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Woodtick
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PostSubject: Gator Diet???   Gator Diet??? EmptyMon Oct 31, 2011 2:19 pm

Two Alligators were sitting around talking, and the smaller Alligator turned to the bigger
one & said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the
same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it .'

' Well,' said the big Gator, what have you been eating ?'

' Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Gator .

' Hmm. Well, where do you catch them ?'

' Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol '

' Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them ?'

' Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars & wait for one to unlock the car door.
Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em

' Ah!' says the big Alligator, 'I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real
nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a politician, there's
nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase .
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PostSubject: Re: Gator Diet???   Gator Diet??? EmptyMon Oct 31, 2011 2:37 pm

roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: Gator Diet???   Gator Diet??? EmptyMon Oct 31, 2011 2:44 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Gator Diet???   Gator Diet??? EmptyMon Oct 31, 2011 4:10 pm

roflmao ownedsm thatsright
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PostSubject: Re: Gator Diet???   Gator Diet??? EmptyMon Oct 31, 2011 5:45 pm

YEP !!
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PostSubject: Re: Gator Diet???   Gator Diet??? EmptyMon Oct 31, 2011 7:07 pm

thatsright thatsright so true
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PostSubject: Re: Gator Diet???   Gator Diet??? EmptyMon Oct 31, 2011 11:43 pm

Holy helll!!! roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: Gator Diet???   Gator Diet??? EmptyTue Nov 01, 2011 4:48 am

its the truth lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Gator Diet???   Gator Diet??? EmptyTue Nov 01, 2011 7:30 am

roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: Gator Diet???   Gator Diet??? EmptyTue Nov 01, 2011 8:12 am

roflmao ownedsm
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PostSubject: Re: Gator Diet???   Gator Diet??? EmptyTue Nov 01, 2011 9:25 pm

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