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Woodtick
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PostSubject: Lets have some fun with   Lets have some fun with EmptySun Nov 06, 2011 9:48 pm

Old sayings that you don't hear much any more that your folks used to use a lot. Some of those I have are: "That thing shines like a diamond stuck in a dog's ass" Or, "Boy you'd better behave or I'm gonna hit you so hard you'll starve to death bouncing." Or how about, "That stinks as bad as the shithouse door on a tuna boat"

Lest hear some of yours!
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nocerisdave
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Location : Laceys Spring AL

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PostSubject: Re: Lets have some fun with   Lets have some fun with EmptySun Nov 06, 2011 10:36 pm

In response to an obvious answer to a question:

Does Raggedy Ann have cotton tits?
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Foxfire
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Location : Bristol, Wisconsin

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PostSubject: Re: Lets have some fun with   Lets have some fun with EmptySun Nov 06, 2011 10:46 pm

That's tighter than a frogs ass stretched over a rain barrel.
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cajuncoot
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PostSubject: Re: Lets have some fun with   Lets have some fun with EmptyMon Nov 07, 2011 7:58 am

Shes been banged more than a screen door in a hurricane
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Craig_C

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Location : Corydon, IN

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PostSubject: Re: Lets have some fun with   Lets have some fun with EmptyMon Nov 07, 2011 9:24 am

"Does a bear shit in the woods"

"Does a crack baby shake"

Somebody singing badly- "I wish you were a radio so I could turn you off"

"Useless as windsheild wipers on a goats ass" (my dad used to say that one)

"Colder than a welldigger arse"

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MuddyBuddy
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PostSubject: Re: Lets have some fun with   Lets have some fun with EmptyMon Nov 07, 2011 1:01 pm

"Ima go down to mcdonalds and get you a whineburger with some frenchcries, you sissy."
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Gimpy
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PostSubject: Re: Lets have some fun with   Lets have some fun with EmptyMon Nov 07, 2011 9:57 pm

Busier than a dog with 3 dicks!

Busier than a 1 armed paper hanger with the crabs!
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PostSubject: Re: Lets have some fun with   Lets have some fun with EmptyMon Nov 07, 2011 10:17 pm

If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass hopping....

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nocerisdave
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Location : Laceys Spring AL

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PostSubject: Re: Lets have some fun with   Lets have some fun with EmptyMon Nov 07, 2011 11:21 pm

Its raining harder than a two pecker-ed cow pissing on a flat rock.
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PostSubject: Re: Lets have some fun with   Lets have some fun with EmptyTue Nov 08, 2011 6:28 pm

if grandma had balls she would be grandpa
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Triple J

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Location : Minnesota

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PostSubject: Re: Lets have some fun with   Lets have some fun with EmptyTue Nov 08, 2011 6:51 pm

Don't let 10 seconds of courage F----up the rest of your life
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Location : Chapmanville, WV

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PostSubject: Re: Lets have some fun with   Lets have some fun with EmptyFri Nov 25, 2011 7:56 pm

That's slicker than fresh cat shit on a hot tin roof in the middle of July.

It snowed knee deep to a tall Indian.

Don't that beat all?
Those are my Grandfather's lines.

and my favorite is: Why does everyone with nothing to do, want to do it with me?
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Foxfire
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PostSubject: Re: Lets have some fun with   Lets have some fun with EmptyFri Nov 25, 2011 10:06 pm

Slicker than snot on a glass door knob.
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PostSubject: Re: Lets have some fun with   Lets have some fun with EmptyFri Nov 25, 2011 10:37 pm

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore
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Dean
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PostSubject: Re: Lets have some fun with   Lets have some fun with EmptySat Nov 26, 2011 12:24 am

Wilder than a 3 peckerd BILLY-GOAT THAT hair lipped every cow in TEXAS
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Woodtick
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PostSubject: Re: Lets have some fun with   Lets have some fun with EmptySat Nov 26, 2011 12:09 pm

That SOB rattles like two skeletons screwing on a tin roof!
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PostSubject: Re: Lets have some fun with   Lets have some fun with EmptySat Nov 26, 2011 1:41 pm

"The second mouse gets the cheese."
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Foxfire
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PostSubject: Re: Lets have some fun with   Lets have some fun with EmptySat Nov 26, 2011 4:19 pm

Not sure if this is quite correct for this thread, but I like it anyhow............

What goes up the chimney down but won't go down the chimney up?
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RAYRAY

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PostSubject: Re: Lets have some fun with   Lets have some fun with EmptySun Nov 27, 2011 1:06 am

My momma use to tell me this one...

" If you go out and get killed playing in the street...I'm gonna kick your ass!!!!!"
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bacon
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PostSubject: Re: Lets have some fun with   Lets have some fun with EmptySun Nov 27, 2011 2:00 am

Its hotter than a fresh fu$%ed fox in a forest fire!
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bush
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PostSubject: Re: Lets have some fun with   Lets have some fun with EmptySun Nov 27, 2011 6:03 am

Foxfire wrote:
Not sure if this is quite correct for this thread, but I like it anyhow............

What goes up the chimney down but won't go down the chimney up?

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PostSubject: Re: Lets have some fun with   Lets have some fun with EmptySun Nov 27, 2011 9:34 am

nigger rigged aka afro enginering
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Woodtick
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PostSubject: Re: Lets have some fun with   Lets have some fun with EmptySun Nov 27, 2011 10:22 am

"Man it's hot enough to make a person forget their fear of Hell"
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