Married, "With Stones"

A married couple had been out shopping at the Mall for most of the afternoon.
Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".
The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded: "Where the heck are you?"
The husband said, "Darling, do you remember that Jewelry Store where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it? And, I didn't have money then and told you it would be yours one day."
The wife responded with a blushing smile, "Yes, I remember that, my Love."
The husband then said, "Well, I'm in the Pub next to that store."

AWESOME>>>>>

.........and that's when the fight started