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Woodtick
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Number of posts : 3254
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Age : 69
Location : Wood County West Virginia

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PostSubject: Golf Joke!   Golf Joke! EmptySat Jan 07, 2012 6:04 pm


Ed and Carolyn met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her.
When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic.
He immediately started asking her out when they got home.

Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Carolyn to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums.
Ed became convinced that Carolyn was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Carolyn to a fine restaurant.
While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you.
I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage.
So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you,
I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf.
If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"

Carolyn took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem.
I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other,
you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."

Ed said, "I bet it's because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."

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Foxfire
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Location : Bristol, Wisconsin

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PostSubject: Re: Golf Joke!   Golf Joke! EmptySat Jan 07, 2012 7:29 pm

Oh good grief.... beat
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Woodtick
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Location : Wood County West Virginia

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PostSubject: Re: Golf Joke!   Golf Joke! EmptySat Jan 07, 2012 9:07 pm

I'm sorry Fox. I thought there might be a duffer or two on the board that might like it. I'll try to do better. Golf Joke! 13435 Golf Joke! 13435 Golf Joke! 13435
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Age : 70
Location : Barnesville, Ga.

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PostSubject: Re: Golf Joke!   Golf Joke! EmptySun Jan 08, 2012 7:41 pm

roflmao roflmao
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Age : 47
Location : Wise Va,

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PostSubject: Re: Golf Joke!   Golf Joke! EmptySun Jan 08, 2012 7:54 pm

roflmao

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PostSubject: Re: Golf Joke!   Golf Joke! EmptySun Jan 08, 2012 7:59 pm

lol!
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