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Hollon
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PostSubject: Home Depot Story   Home Depot Story EmptyWed Jan 18, 2012 11:54 pm

Home Depot Story

Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing.


He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge.



Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer,
her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.


When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?"



The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00.

Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that’s an expensive faucet -- certainly out of my price range."

She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy.

The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one.

From the storeroom the manager yelled. "Ma'am, you wanna screw for the hinge?"

Mary shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet."

This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.

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PostSubject: Re: Home Depot Story   Home Depot Story EmptyThu Jan 19, 2012 7:02 am

lol! That sounds about right!!!
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Rhino Rob
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PostSubject: Re: Home Depot Story   Home Depot Story EmptyThu Jan 19, 2012 10:33 am

good thing it want a gold plated bidet !
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PostSubject: Re: Home Depot Story   Home Depot Story EmptyThu Jan 19, 2012 8:14 pm

roflmao thatsright
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PostSubject: Re: Home Depot Story   Home Depot Story EmptyThu Jan 19, 2012 8:16 pm

roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: Home Depot Story   Home Depot Story EmptyThu Jan 19, 2012 8:24 pm

roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: Home Depot Story   Home Depot Story EmptyThu Jan 19, 2012 10:15 pm

roflmao
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