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WillRyan

WillRyan


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Registration date : 2008-01-23
Age : 31
Location : East Texas

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PostSubject: !!!!!Drunk People!!!!!   !!!!!Drunk People!!!!! EmptySat Jan 26, 2008 9:17 am

YOU'VE GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed , and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk. lol!
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broknbonz

broknbonz


Number of posts : 218
Registration date : 2008-03-03
Age : 54
Location : Murfreesboro Tn.

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PostSubject: Re: !!!!!Drunk People!!!!!   !!!!!Drunk People!!!!! EmptyThu Mar 13, 2008 11:51 pm

that made me laugh, good one
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shawnley1222
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Number of posts : 2745
Registration date : 2008-01-22
Age : 37
Location : Brandon, FL

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PostSubject: Re: !!!!!Drunk People!!!!!   !!!!!Drunk People!!!!! EmptyFri Mar 14, 2008 12:03 am

lol! ive read this somewhere before still funny
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