Man Gets Wife Pregnant While Seperated
September 27, 2007 — Associated Press
A man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the man said, “Things are great and I’ve never felt better. My wife is pregnant with my fourth child and got pregnant while we were living seperately and filing for divorce.
So what do you think about that?”
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began: “I have a friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day while setting off to hunt, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his fishing rod instead of his gun.
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As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water’s edge. He realized he’d left his gun at home and so couldn’t shoot the magnificent creature, but out of habit he raised his fishing pole, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went ‘bang, bang’.
“Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?” asked the doctor.
The Blissfully Happy Hubby said, “If you ask me, I’d say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.
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The doctor replied, “My point exactly.
