Thank goodness. I am in the minority. This is another good reason to drink alcohol!
Safety Warning...
Please take care of yourself.
A recent study conducted by the Department of Health and Human Services and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic
accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by the majority who drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks, and crap like
that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.
This message has been sent to you by someone who worries about your safety
