WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS? This message has some
excellent advice at the very end!!!
A Drunk Man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The
man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick,
and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat
pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few
minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father,
what causes arthritis?"
The Priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose
living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for
your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."
The Drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be darned, " Then
returned to his paper.
The Priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.
"I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had
arthritis?"
The Drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that
the Pope does."
MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer!