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cajuncoot
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PostSubject: stuttering kitten !   stuttering kitten ! EmptyWed May 23, 2012 5:21 pm


THE STUTTERING KITTEN FROM THE MOUTH OF A CHILD...YOU NEVER KNOW.

A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade
students. She says, "Human beings are the only animals that stutter."

A little girl raises her hand saying, "I had a
kitty-cat who stuttered."

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these
stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well,'' she began, "I was in the back yard with
my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start
and before we knew it, he jumped over the
fence into our yard!"

The teacher exclaimed, "That must've been scary,"

The little girl said, "It sure was. My kitty raised
her back, went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say 'Shit,'
the Rottweiler ate her!"

The teacher had to leave the room.
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PostSubject: Re: stuttering kitten !   stuttering kitten ! EmptySat May 26, 2012 3:08 am

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