Air Traffic Control, TEXAS style.
Bush Intercontinental Airport
TEXANS can be so polite!
Bush Tower : "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on runway 9R."
Saudi Air : "Thank you Bush . Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be
Bush Tower : " Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L."
Iran Air : "Thank you Bush. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L. - Allah is Great."
Saudi Air : " BUSH TOWER - BUSH TOWER !"
Tower : "Go ahead Saudi Air 511.."
Saudi Air : "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR
THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE
ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE . .. . . INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"
Bush Tower : "Well bless your hearts, and praise Jesus.
Proceed to your destination and tell Allah we said "Hi".