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Woodtick
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Woodtick

Number of posts : 3254
Registration date : 2008-11-15
Age : 69
Location : Wood County West Virginia

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PostSubject: The Old Jewish Cab Driver!   The Old Jewish Cab Driver! EmptySat Oct 13, 2012 9:06 pm

A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into
a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat.



The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his
eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt
to start the cab.

The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong
with you, honey? - Haven't you ever seen a naked
woman before?"

The old Jewish driver answered, "Let me tell you
sumsing, lady – I vasn't staring at you like you
tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from."

The drunk woman giggled and responded, "Well, if
you're not staring at my boobs or ass sweetie, what
are you doing then?"

He paused a moment, then told her..."Vell, M'am,
I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking
to myself,'Vair in da hell is dis lady keeping
de money to pay for dis ride?
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Foxfire
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Foxfire

Number of posts : 6060
Registration date : 2008-04-01
Age : 68
Location : Bristol, Wisconsin

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PostSubject: Re: The Old Jewish Cab Driver!   The Old Jewish Cab Driver! EmptySun Oct 14, 2012 3:11 am

Take it out in trade maybe??? :}~>
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muddy-one
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muddy-one

Number of posts : 547
Registration date : 2009-09-20
Age : 54
Location : Holladay, Tn

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PostSubject: Re: The Old Jewish Cab Driver!   The Old Jewish Cab Driver! EmptySun Oct 14, 2012 8:49 am

thatsright lol!
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Gimpy
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Gimpy

Number of posts : 7601
Registration date : 2009-10-01
Location : Louisville, KY

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PostSubject: Re: The Old Jewish Cab Driver!   The Old Jewish Cab Driver! EmptySun Oct 14, 2012 11:03 am

thatsright
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