2Slow4U
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Location : Sevierville, Tennessee
 | | Subject: Conversation on first date... Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:50 am | |
| Conversation starts with the lady asking the man if he drinks.
Lady: Do you drink?
Man: Yes
Lady: How much a day?
Man: 3 six packs
Lady: How much per six pack
Man: about $10.00
Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 six pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 six packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink?
Lady: No
Man: Where's your Ferrari?
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Hollon
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| | Subject: Re: Conversation on first date... Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:23 pm | |
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Gimpy
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| | Subject: Re: Conversation on first date... Fri Jan 25, 2013 7:23 pm | |
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pit dog
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| | Subject: Re: Conversation on first date... Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:31 pm | |
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bush
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| | Subject: Re: Conversation on first date... Mon Jan 28, 2013 9:29 pm | |
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