There was this old farmer........

Who's wife nagged him constantly nag, nag, nag. One day the farmer was out plowing the field with his mule. His wife comes out in the field and starts to nag him yap,yap,yap. The mule stops turns his head and looks at her and jumps and kicks her right between the eyes. Kills her dead as a hammer. At the funeral home during the viewing this guy starts watching the farmer who is standing by his wife's casket. Every time a woman would walk up and speak the farmer would shake his head affirmative every time a man would walk up and speak he would shake his head negative. This was driving the guy crazy wanting to know what was being said so he decided to wait till after the viewing to talk to the farmer. He walked up to the farmer and explained that he had observed that every time a woman spoke he shook his head in the affirmative and with the men he shook his head in the negative and wanted to know what was going on. The farmer said when the lady's came up they said things like what a pretty dress or she sure looks pretty and I was just agreeing with them. When the guys came up they were trying to buy my mule.

  I'm gonna buy me an assault mule!

:ROFLMO Take him to the White House and show the pres.