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Gimpy
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PostSubject: No Black Nascar Drivers (David Letterman)...   No Black Nascar Drivers (David Letterman)... EmptyMon Aug 05, 2013 6:56 pm



WITH NASCAR!

Now, THIS is funny.

David Letterman may not get any flack from NASCAR, but I'll
bet he does get some 'flack' from the NAACP, and others such
as Al Sharpton and the Rev. Jackson will absolutely go nuts

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black
NASCAR drivers:

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants





at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillac’s approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.


AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...



# 1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways.







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BluDevil
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PostSubject: Re: No Black Nascar Drivers (David Letterman)...   No Black Nascar Drivers (David Letterman)... EmptyMon Aug 05, 2013 7:36 pm

perfect10 
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PostSubject: Re: No Black Nascar Drivers (David Letterman)...   No Black Nascar Drivers (David Letterman)... EmptyMon Aug 05, 2013 9:49 pm

roflmao ownedsm Razz roflmao 

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ohsresq
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PostSubject: Re: No Black Nascar Drivers (David Letterman)...   No Black Nascar Drivers (David Letterman)... EmptyMon Aug 05, 2013 10:10 pm

roflmao roflmao thatsright 
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d6nlpg
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thatsright perfect10 
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roflmao 
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roflmao perfect10 
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And Hoodie wont fit over helmet, cant pay entrance fee with EBT card, spinners take to long to remove to change tires roflmao 
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thatsright 
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