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Woodtick
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Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. He leaned the old 16
gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would have
it, his foolish dog knocked the gun over, it went off and Ole took most of
an ounce of #4 in the groin.

Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to and there
was his doctor, Sven. "Vell Ole, I got some good news and some bad news.
Da good news is dat you are going to be OK. Da damage vas local to your
groin, dere was very little internal damage, and I vas able to remove all
of da buckshot."

Wh at's the bad news?", asks Ole "The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty
extensive buckshot damage done to your pecker. I'm going to have to refer
you to my sister, Lena ."

"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ole. "Is your sister a plastic
surgeon?" "Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da
Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you vhere to put your
fingers, so you don't piss in your eye."
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thatsright roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao 
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OUCH!!
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roflmao 
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