I don't always eat Bacon

True story......my family and my brothers family were eating at my parents house one night. My 4 year old nephew ask if we wanted to hear a joke. He says "whats long, green and smells like miss piggy"? Nobody answers but ask what. He then says "Kermit the frogs finger"!!!!

This was 30 years ago and my family is as straight lace as they come!! I still laugh today when I remember what he said. You could have heard a pin drop as he was about to give us the answer. I busted out laughing. My mother quickly gets up and asked if anyone needed more tea!!

 

Yep, the ole stink finger.

Wingman wrote:

True story......my family and my brothers family were eating at my parents house one night. My 4 year old nephew ask if we wanted to hear a joke. He says "whats long, green and smells like miss piggy"? Nobody answers but ask what. He then says "Kermit the frogs finger"!!!!

This was 30 years ago and my family is as straight lace as they come!! I still laugh today when I remember what he said. You could have heard a pin drop as he was about to give us the answer. I busted out laughing. My mother quickly gets up and asked if anyone needed more tea!!