An admiral visits one of the ships under his
command. While eating breakfast with the crew he was
impressed
to see the Naval insignia stamped on every
biscuit. He went to the Chef to ask how this feat was
done, so
it could be used on other ships under his
command.
The Chef replied, "Well Admiral, after each one is cut
out I just slap it here against my belt buckle
which bears the insignia."
Horrified the Admiral exclaims, "That's very unhygienic!"
The Chef shrugs and replies, "If you feel that way sir,
I suggest you avoid the donuts."
