Nancy just received the terrible news. Her beloved grandfather just passed away. She went straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 92 year old grandmother and offer her some comfort.
When she asked how her grandfather died,her grandmother replied, "It was a heart attack, he got it while we were making love Saturday morning."
Horrified, Nancy told her grandmother that 2 people nearing 100 years of age having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no,my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured the best time to do it was when the church bells tarted to ring, it was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused, and wiped away a tear and then continued. "If it that damned ice cream truck
hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
Woody it's good to have you posting these funnies again!
