Number of posts : 3254 Registration date : 2008-11-15 Age : 74 Location : Wood County West Virginia
Subject: Ouch! Fri Jan 23, 2015 5:23 pm
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!' 'Yeah?' she replies. 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!'
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Number of posts : 7708 Registration date : 2009-10-01 Location : Louisville, KY
