ISIS General

An ISIS General was on his way to Bagdad with a division of the Armys best fighters when he heard this voice come from the back side of this hill, 1 Marine can take 5 of your best ISIS fighters" . The general picked 5 men and told them to go over that hill and bring back that Marine. They went over the hill and there was a couple of shots and then silence. Suddenly the voice again rang out "1 Marine can take 10 of your best ISIS fighters". The general then picked out 10 of his best men and sent them over the hill to bring back the Marine dead. The men went over the hill and several shots rang out and then silence. Suddenley this voice rang out again " 1 Marine can take out 50 of your best ISIS warriors" The general getting really fustrated picked out 50 of his best warriors left and ordered them to bring back this Marines head  The 50 warriors charged over the hill and machine gun fire rang out grenades exploded and then came the silence. A moment later the general seen one of his men crawling back over the hill all shot up warning everyone " Dont go over the hill that Marine is lying, there are 2 of them over there.