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Woodtick
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PostSubject: The Wedding Night   The Wedding Night EmptyMon Jun 29, 2015 12:18 pm


> A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, ready to consummate their
> marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, 'I have a confession to
> make, I'm not a virgin.'
>
> The husband replies, that's no big thing in this day and age.'
>
> The wife continues, 'Yeah, I've been with one guy.'
>
> 'Oh yeah? Who was the guy?'
>
> Tiger Woods.'
>
> 'Tiger Woods the golfer?'
>
> 'Yeah.'
>
> Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with
> him.'
>
> The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they finish, the
> husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
>
> 'What are you doing?' asks his wife.
>
> The husband says, 'I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get some
> food.'
>
> 'Tiger wouldn't do that!' she claims.
>
> 'Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?'
>
> 'He'd come back to bed and do it a second time.'
>
> The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his
> wife a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.
>
> 'What are you doing?' she asks.
>
> The husband says, 'I'm still hungry so I was going to call room service to
> get some food.'
>
> 'Tiger wouldn't do that,' again she claims.
>
> 'Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?'
>
> 'He'd come back to bed and do it a third time.'
>
> The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife
> a third time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to
> the phone and starts to dial.
>
> The wife asks, 'Are you calling room service?'
>
> 'No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this damn hole!'
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bush
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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding Night   The Wedding Night EmptyTue Jun 30, 2015 12:41 am

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding Night   The Wedding Night EmptyTue Jun 30, 2015 8:58 pm

roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding Night   The Wedding Night EmptyWed Jul 01, 2015 12:15 pm

roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding Night   The Wedding Night EmptyFri Jul 03, 2015 4:25 pm

roflmao roflmao roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding Night   The Wedding Night EmptyFri Jul 17, 2015 6:13 am

lol!
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