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Woodtick
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PostSubject: Famous Presidential Lies Contest   Famous Presidential Lies Contest EmptyMon Sep 28, 2015 6:28 pm

LBJ:

None of our boys will die on foreign soil


Nixon:

I am not a crook


GHW Bush:

Read my lips - No New Taxes


Clinton:

I did not have sex with that woman... Miss Lewinski


GW Bush:

Iraq has weapons of mass destruction


Obama:

I will have the most transparent administration in history.
The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.
I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.
The IRS is not targeting anyone.
It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.
I will put an end to the type of politics that "breeds division, conflict and cynicism".
You didn't build that!
I will restore trust in Government.
The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.
The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk
It's not my red line - it is the world's red line.
Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.
We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.
I am not spying on American citizens.
Obama Care will be good for America.
You can keep your family doctor.
Premiums will be lowered by $2500.
If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan.
It's just like shopping at Amazon.
I knew nothing about "Fast and Furious" gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels.
I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups.
I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi.
I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago.
And, I have never lived with that uncle. He finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him.
If elected I promise not to renew the Patriot Act.
If elected I will end the war in Iraq and Afghanistan within the 1st 9 months of my term.
I will close Guantanamo within the first 6 months of my term.
I will bridge the gap between black and white and between America and other countries.

And The Biggest Lie Of All:....

"I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America."

I believe we have a winner.......
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PostSubject: Re: Famous Presidential Lies Contest   Famous Presidential Lies Contest EmptyTue Sep 29, 2015 4:14 pm

Sad part is whoever is elected to White House can't make all the changes needed without some others out of congress. I didn't vote for him either time. Next president needs to have that place remolded before they move in you know it smells like bullshit in there.
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PostSubject: Re: Famous Presidential Lies Contest   Famous Presidential Lies Contest EmptyWed Sep 30, 2015 6:50 am

Its going to take a person with big brass balls to even get started correcting things. It is sad that things have gotten so out of whack.
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