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Woodtick
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PostSubject: Questions and Answers from AARP Forum   Questions and Answers from AARP Forum EmptySun Oct 18, 2015 11:07 am


Questions and Answers from AARP Forum
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore, under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?

A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt. ;
Q: I How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?

A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem.
Retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?

A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?

A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?

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PostSubject: Re: Questions and Answers from AARP Forum   Questions and Answers from AARP Forum EmptySun Oct 18, 2015 11:50 am

Phil, on one hand these are really funny on the other they are too close to home know what I mean? thatsright lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Questions and Answers from AARP Forum   Questions and Answers from AARP Forum EmptySun Oct 18, 2015 7:35 pm

Yes Sir, I know just what you mean!
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