Late in the night, when he regained consciousness, a car accident victim found himself in the hospital, agonizing in pain.
He was in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms, wires monitoring every function, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.
He realized that he was in a life-threatening situation. The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes, then spoke to him slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to reply, "Can I feel your breasts, then?"
AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!
