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Registration date : 2009-10-01
Location : Louisville, KY

PostSubject: Missing Wife   Sat Dec 19, 2015 8:49 pm

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...

Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I cant

Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know

Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.

Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission and climate controlled air
conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, which
has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and
"Bubba" floor mats. Trail-ring package with gold hitch and special
wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver,
23-channel CB radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and four power
outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It has
custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting.

At this point the husband started choking up. . .

Sergeant: Don't worry buddy. We'll find your truck.
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