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PostSubject: Uh-Oh   Mon Dec 28, 2015 11:53 am

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker stepped up next to me, grabbed my drink and gulped it down in one swig. "Well, what are you gonna do about it?" he asked menacingly?

I looked at him and suddenly burst into tears.

“Oh, come on, man," the biker said, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I said. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man...and then, my dog bit me.

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing. But enough about me. How you doing?
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PostSubject: Re: Uh-Oh   Mon Dec 28, 2015 6:18 pm

lol! ownedsm

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PostSubject: Re: Uh-Oh   Tue Dec 29, 2015 9:35 pm

ownedsm thatsright
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