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PostSubject: Raisin Bread   Tue Feb 02, 2016 10:28 pm

A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who liked to wear very short
skirts and thong panties.

One day a young man enters the store, glances at the shop assistant and
at the loaves of bread behind the counter.

Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a
brilliant idea.

"I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says.

The shop assistant nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the
raisin bread located on the very top shelf.

The man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with
an excellent view, just as he thought.

When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better
get two loaves.

As the shop assistant retrieves the second loaf of
bread, one of the other male customers notices what’s
going on and requests his own loaf of
raisin bread.

After many trips she is tired and irritated and
begins to wonder, "why the unusual interest in the raisin bread?"

Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and
glares at the men standing below.

Then, she notices an elderly man standing
amongst the crowd.

Thinking that she can save herself another trip,
she yells at the elderly man, "Is it raisin
for you too?"

"No," stammers the old man, "but it's quivering a little."
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PostSubject: Re: Raisin Bread   Wed Feb 03, 2016 6:53 am

roflmao roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: Raisin Bread   Wed Feb 03, 2016 9:15 pm

lol! bootyshake

Sworn to protect your @ss not kiss it.

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