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Woodtick
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PostSubject: Little Johnny??   Tue Feb 09, 2016 3:52 pm




> Norman and Barry got married in California...
> They couldn't afford a honeymoon so they go back to
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> Norman's Mom and Dad's house for their first married
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> night together.
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> In the morning, Johnny, Norman's little brother, gets up
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> and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to
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> go to school, he asks his mom if Norman and Barry are
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> up yet.
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> She replies, 'No'.
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> Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
> His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think!
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> Just go to school.'
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> Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom,
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> 'Are Norman and Barry up yet?'
> She replies, 'No.'
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> Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
> His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think!
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> Eat your lunch and go back to school '
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> After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,
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> 'Are Norman and Barry up yet?'
> His mom says, 'No.'
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> He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
> His mom replies, 'OK, now tell me what you think.'
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> He says: 'Last night Norman came to my room for the
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> Vaseline and I think...
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> I gave him my airplane glue.'
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PostSubject: Re: Little Johnny??   Tue Feb 09, 2016 8:01 pm

roflmao roflmao ownedsm
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