If any of you are planning to move into a Senior Facility,
you may want to check out the following information.
On the first day at the new seniors complex, the manager addressed all the
new seniors, pointing out some of the rules:
"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the
male dormitory to the females.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
He continued, " Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be
fined $60.
Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.
Are there any questions?"
At this point, BUBS, an older gentleman, stood up in the crowd and
inquired:
"How much for a season pass???"
