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Woodtick
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PostSubject: Old Marine Pilot   Old Marine Pilot EmptyTue Feb 14, 2017 7:36 pm

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked,
Are you a real pilot?

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:
"Are you a real pilot?"

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
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Location : Castlewood VA

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PostSubject: Re: Old Marine Pilot   Old Marine Pilot EmptyTue Feb 14, 2017 8:27 pm

lol! thatsright

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PostSubject: Re: Old Marine Pilot   Old Marine Pilot EmptyTue Feb 14, 2017 9:57 pm

That's right.
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