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PostSubject: The Old Cow   Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:20 pm

Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at
night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in
the back seat, in her usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur,
"You get out and check on that poor cow.

So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is
dead, but it appeared to be very old.

Well, says the woman, "You were driving, so you go and tell the
farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there."

Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full
belly, his hair ruffled, and a big grin on his face.

"My God, what happened to you?" asks the nasty woman.

The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best
bottle of single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for a
king, and the daughter made love to me."

"What on earth did you say?" asks the woman.

Well, I just knocked on the door, and when it opened, I said to
them, "I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."
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PostSubject: Re: The Old Cow   Sun Mar 11, 2018 10:30 pm


Sworn to protect your @ss not kiss it.

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PostSubject: Re: The Old Cow   Mon Mar 12, 2018 8:49 am

lol! lol! lol! whoops gotta go take a pelosi! Just heard on Fox that Pelosi is the conservative candidate running in her district in California. beat
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