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PostSubject: Biscuit Dough   Biscuit Dough EmptyThu Oct 02, 2008 9:54 pm

Biscuit Dough

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A girl is about to tie the knot, and is watching her mother bake biscuits in the kitchen.

"Mom?" she asks. "How do you keep Dad so happy after all these years of marriage?"

The mother promptly threw a wad of biscuit dough on the floor, hikes up her dress, and squats down picking the dough up with her vagina.

"Practice this and when you can do it, I'll guarantee that your man will be satisfied for the rest of his life," said her mother.

So the girl practiced and practiced until her wedding night.

While her anxious husband waited for her in the bed, she emerged wearing a sexy negligee, carrying a can of biscuit dough. She opened the can, threw the dough on the floor, lifted her negligee, and squatted over the dough, accidentally letting out a thunderous fart.

Her husband, startled, jumped from the bed and backed away.

"What's wrong, honey?" she asked.

He replied, "Shit woman!" as he stepped further away. "If that thing barks like that for a biscuit, I sure as hell don't want to throw any meat at it!"
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PostSubject: Re: Biscuit Dough   Biscuit Dough EmptyThu Oct 02, 2008 10:28 pm

lol! ive heard something simialr to that before still funny though
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PostSubject: Re: Biscuit Dough   Biscuit Dough EmptySat Oct 04, 2008 12:16 pm

Haaaaa!!!!!!!! bout wet myself. :(lmao:
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