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PostSubject: The Appalachian Scientist   The Appalachian Scientist EmptyTue Feb 17, 2009 12:39 pm

The Appalachian Scientist places a frog on a table and brings his scalpel and notebook.
The scientist says, "jump frog" and the frog jumps.
The scientist writes in his notebook, "Frog jumps on command".

The scientist uses the scalpel to sever one of the frog's front limbs.
The scientist says, "jump frog" and the frog jumps.
The Scientist writes in his notebook, "With one limb severed, frog jumps on command".

The scientist then severs the other front limb.
The scientist says, "jump frog" and the frog jumps.
The scientist writes in his notebook, "With two limbs severed, frog jumps on command".

The scientist severs one rear limb.
The scientist says, "jump frog" and the frog jumps.
The scientist writes in his notebook, "With three limbs severed, frog jumps on command".

The scientist then severs the forth limb.
The scientist says, "jump frog" and the frog does not move.
The scientist says louder, "jump frog" and the frog does not move.
The scientist yells "jump frog" and the frog does not move.
The scientist screams "jump frog" and the frog does not move.
The scientist writes in his notebook, "With all four limbs severed, frog goes deaf.
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PostSubject: Re: The Appalachian Scientist   The Appalachian Scientist EmptyTue Feb 17, 2009 12:42 pm

beat
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PostSubject: Re: The Appalachian Scientist   The Appalachian Scientist EmptyTue Feb 17, 2009 12:48 pm

Sounds like a few Appalachian surgeons I have heard of affraid
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PostSubject: Re: The Appalachian Scientist   The Appalachian Scientist EmptyTue Feb 17, 2009 1:00 pm

........ cheers
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PostSubject: Re: The Appalachian Scientist   The Appalachian Scientist EmptyTue Feb 17, 2009 1:11 pm

wvyankee2 wrote:
Sounds like a few Appalachian surgeons I have heard of affraid

That must be a TN Appalachian. A West Virginian would have ended the experiment to cook the frog legs..... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Appalachian Scientist   The Appalachian Scientist EmptyTue Feb 17, 2009 1:43 pm

Airborne LT wrote:
wvyankee2 wrote:
Sounds like a few Appalachian surgeons I have heard of affraid

That must be a TN Appalachian. A West Virginian would have ended the experiment to cook the frog legs..... lol!

Ditto With a FL scientist ... tastes like chicken
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