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2Slow4U
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PostSubject: Toys are us...   Toys are us... EmptyMon Jun 08, 2009 11:08 am

This guy goes into an Adult store to check out some lonely man's toys.

He kindly asks the clerk if he has any "blow-up dolls" in the store.

The clerk kindly replies, "Yes we do, what gender?"

Puzzled, the man answers, "Female, of course"

The clerk then asks, "What color?"

Again surprised, he answers "White of course"

Lastly the clerk asks, "What religion? Catholic, Protestant, Jew or Muslim?"

The man answers "What does religion have to do with a blow-up doll?"

Smiling, the clerk answers "The Muslim blows itself up!"
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http://www.simpletractors.com
shawnley1222
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PostSubject: Re: Toys are us...   Toys are us... EmptyMon Jun 08, 2009 4:31 pm

lol!
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S
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Location : Solsberry, Indiana

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PostSubject: Re: Toys are us...   Toys are us... EmptyMon Jun 08, 2009 4:40 pm

roflmao
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Foxfire
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PostSubject: Re: Toys are us...   Toys are us... EmptyMon Jun 08, 2009 9:19 pm

perfect10 clap clap
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