> ATTENTION - ROADS CLOSED THIS WEEKEND
>
> For those of you who might be considering a road trip, be advised:
> Portions of I-64, I-70, I-29 & I-90 will be closed this weekend.
> Expect long delays along these interstate highways plus major
> traffic disruptions in Charleston,WV, Louisville, KY, St Louis, MO,
> Kansas City, MO, and Omaha, NE.
>
> A 500-ton piece of coal is being moved from West Virginia to South
> Dakota so that Barack H. Obama can be added to Mt Rushmore.
