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Woodtick
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Age : 69
Location : Wood County West Virginia

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PostSubject: Monday Funny: Fall Classes For Women   Monday Funny: Fall Classes For Women EmptyMon Nov 16, 2009 9:12 am

Fall Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Thursday November 22, 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..



Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.



Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.



Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM



Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Drive--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.



Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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wvyankee2
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Age : 58
Location : Cabell Co., West Virginia

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roflmao
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Age : 68
Location : Bristol, Wisconsin

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PostSubject: Re: Monday Funny: Fall Classes For Women   Monday Funny: Fall Classes For Women EmptyMon Nov 16, 2009 4:42 pm

roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao
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Rhino X 2
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Age : 52
Location : Georgia

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PostSubject: Re: Monday Funny: Fall Classes For Women   Monday Funny: Fall Classes For Women EmptyMon Nov 16, 2009 4:47 pm

lol!
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Number of posts : 1573
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Age : 45
Location : Scott Depot, West Virginia

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PostSubject: Re: Monday Funny: Fall Classes For Women   Monday Funny: Fall Classes For Women EmptyMon Nov 16, 2009 7:44 pm

roflmao roflmao I hate to admit it but alot of those are true.
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Age : 50
Location : Pinch, WV

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roflmao CLASSIC roflmao
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