Three
Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze..
1st Hillbilly
says: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner."
2nd
Hillbilly says: "Why is that stupid?"
1st Hillbilly says: "Causin' we
ain't got no 'lectricity!"
2nd Hillbilly says: "That's nothin'! My wife
is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin ' machines!"
1st
Hillbilly says: "Why is that so stupid?"
2nd Hillbilly says: "'Cause we
ain't got no plummin'!"
3rd Hillbilly says: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife
is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the
other day Lookin' fersome change, and I found 6 condoms in
thar."
1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: "Well, what's so dumb about
that?"
3rd Hillbilly says: "She ain't got no
pecker!"
