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PostSubject: A Slow Day In Texas   A Slow Day In Texas EmptyTue Feb 02, 2010 12:33 pm

It's a slow day in a little East Texas town The sun is beating down, and the
streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody
lives on credit.....

On this particular day a rich tourist from back
east is

driving through town. He stops at the motel and lays a $100 bill
on the

desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to
pick one to

spend the night.

As soon as the man walks upstairs,
the owner grabs the

bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the
butcher.

The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street
to

retire his debt to the pig farmer.

The pig farmer takes the
$100 and heads off to pay his

bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.


The guy at the Farmer's Co-op takes the $100 and runs to

pay his
debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times
and

has had to offer her "services" on credit.

The hooker rushes
to the hotel and pays off her room bill

with the hotel owner.


The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the

counter so
the rich traveler will not suspect anything..

At that moment the
traveler comes down the stairs, picks

up the $100 bill, states that the
rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the

money, and leaves town.


No one produced anything. No one earned anything.

However, the
whole town is now out of debt and now looks

to the future with a lot
more optimism.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United
States

Government is conducting business today.
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