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Woodtick
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Number of posts : 3254
Registration date : 2008-11-15
Age : 73
Location : Wood County West Virginia

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PostSubject: Funny Classifieds   Funny Classifieds EmptyThu Feb 25, 2010 8:35 am

These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper - a smile for your day....

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER .
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog..

FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog. able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward..

COWS: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale..

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one?:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything
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CaptMorgansgirl
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Number of posts : 1573
Registration date : 2008-07-30
Age : 50
Location : Scott Depot, West Virginia

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Classifieds   Funny Classifieds EmptyThu Feb 25, 2010 10:45 am

I liked the last one! roflmao
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