2Slow4U
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 | | Subject: The Morman and the Irishman Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:41 pm | |
| A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too...I didn't know we had a choice." | |
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Dino
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| | Subject: Re: The Morman and the Irishman Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:43 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Morman and the Irishman Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:34 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Morman and the Irishman Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:37 pm | |
| damn i need to fly that airline!! | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Morman and the Irishman Wed Apr 21, 2010 7:24 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Morman and the Irishman Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:53 pm | |
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