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Gimpy
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PostSubject: Sweet Tea   Sweet Tea EmptyFri May 07, 2010 9:01 pm

Sweet Tea

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.

Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."


Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."


Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
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PostSubject: Re: Sweet Tea   Sweet Tea EmptyFri May 07, 2010 9:35 pm

roflmao roflmao thatsright

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PostSubject: Re: Sweet Tea   Sweet Tea EmptyFri May 07, 2010 11:14 pm

roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: Sweet Tea   Sweet Tea EmptySat May 08, 2010 12:51 am

roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: Sweet Tea   Sweet Tea EmptySat May 08, 2010 6:56 am

thatsright boys when the women see this we may have to get sweet tea!! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Sweet Tea   Sweet Tea EmptySat May 08, 2010 9:26 am

cajuncoot wrote:
thatsright boys when the women see this we may have to get sweet tea!! lol!

I read this joke to Kristan last night. She tried to not laugh......... lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Sweet Tea   Sweet Tea EmptySun May 09, 2010 9:28 am

Ok it took a while to clear my eyes enough to type, thats awesome!! peppers
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PostSubject: Re: Sweet Tea   Sweet Tea EmptySun May 09, 2010 7:03 pm

Were your eyes too black and blue to type?? lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Sweet Tea   Sweet Tea EmptySun May 09, 2010 8:47 pm

roflmao

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PostSubject: Re: Sweet Tea   Sweet Tea EmptySun May 09, 2010 11:15 pm

Too funny Gimpy!! roflmao roflmao roflmao lol! lol! drunken
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PostSubject: Re: Sweet Tea   Sweet Tea EmptyMon May 10, 2010 12:08 am

I was visiting with my Mother, she laughed until her sides hurt.
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