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cajuncoot
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PostSubject: weekend project   weekend project EmptyMon Jun 14, 2010 4:25 pm

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Weekend Assignment

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited.

Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on
productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she
said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit
and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good," said the teacher.

Little Jenny was next:

"I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone
that magazines would keep them up on current events."

"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn.

The teacher held her breath ...
Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full
of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough
tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip
& Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample."

They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog shit!"

Then I would say,"It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"

"I used the governmental approach of giving you something shitty for
free, and then making you pay to get the taste out of your mouth."
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Hollon
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PostSubject: Re: weekend project   weekend project EmptyMon Jun 14, 2010 4:34 pm

I just love that little Johnny. roflmao
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2Slow4U
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PostSubject: Re: weekend project   weekend project EmptyMon Jun 14, 2010 4:56 pm

Little Johnny for President! NoPoo

Where's the petition to get him on the ballot? busted
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Gimpy
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PostSubject: Re: weekend project   weekend project EmptyMon Jun 14, 2010 5:20 pm

weekend project 13435
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Foxfire
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PostSubject: Re: weekend project   weekend project EmptyMon Jun 14, 2010 7:16 pm

roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao

Gotta love little Johnny clap clap clap clap clap
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PostSubject: Re: weekend project   weekend project EmptyTue Jun 15, 2010 12:13 am

roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: weekend project   weekend project EmptyTue Jun 15, 2010 8:26 pm

Johnny has a way of getting to the point.
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PostSubject: Re: weekend project   weekend project EmptyWed Jun 16, 2010 10:05 am

Go Johnny!
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