Here is something to help make Obama's speeches seem almost tolerable.
Just print out copies of this page, distribute them to your fellow players, listen, and keep score.
Rules for Playing Barack’s Bullshit Bingo:
1. Before every Obama televised speech, print out a "Bullshit Bingo" card.
2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear him say one of the words or phrases.
3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically or diagonally, stand up and shout, "BULLSHIT!"
The following are testimonials from satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:
"I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won." - Jack W., Boston
"My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." - David D., Miami
"What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win." - Bill R., New York City
“The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben G., Denver
"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLSHIT!" for the third time in two hours." – Don M., Oceanside, CA.
