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Woodtick
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PostSubject: Never Pi$$ Off A Nurse   Never Pi$$ Off A Nurse EmptyWed Jul 28, 2010 1:18 pm


Never Piss Off A Nurse

A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a
royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his
staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.
> > >
The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him.
She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."
After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his
arms and opened his mouth.

"No, I'm sorry," the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an
oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining but eventually
he rolled over and bared his behind.

After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce,
"I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get
back!"



She left the door to his room open on her way out. He
cursed under his breath as he heard people walking past his
door, laughing.....
After about 20 minutes, the man's Doctor came into the room. "What's going
on here?" asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen
someone having their temperature taken?"

After a pause, the doctor confessed..... "Not with a Daffodil."
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PostSubject: Re: Never Pi$$ Off A Nurse   Never Pi$$ Off A Nurse EmptyWed Jul 28, 2010 5:42 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Never Pi$$ Off A Nurse   Never Pi$$ Off A Nurse EmptySat Jul 31, 2010 12:10 pm

ownedsm



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PostSubject: Re: Never Pi$$ Off A Nurse   Never Pi$$ Off A Nurse EmptySat Jul 31, 2010 1:49 pm

Claudia's response to this joke was........ thatsright ......... ownedsm
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PostSubject: Re: Never Pi$$ Off A Nurse   Never Pi$$ Off A Nurse EmptySat Jul 31, 2010 4:12 pm

lol!
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