Obama dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very
excited; all his life he's had a secret wish and longed to meet the
Prophet Mohammed. Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets
a man with a beard.
'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.
'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up.'
Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds. Delighted
that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in
great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he
meets another bearded man.
He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'
'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.'
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet
again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with
a beard.
Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'
'No, I am Jesus . . . You will find Mohammed higher up.'
Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man! Obama can hardly contain his
delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher.
Once again, he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a
beard and repeats his question: 'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps as he is,
by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.
'No, my son . . . . I am Almighty God. But you look exhausted.
Would you like a cup of coffee?
''Yes! Please, my Lord.'
God looks behind him, claps his hands and yells out: 'Yo! Mohammed!
Two coffees!'
Keep your trust in God - Your government has failed you miserably.
