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Woodtick
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PostSubject: Free Kittens!   Free Kittens! EmptyFri Oct 29, 2010 11:57 am

A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing

FREE KITTENS.




Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her.

Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man.

"Hi there little girl, I'm President Obama.
What do you have in the basket?" he asked.

"Kittens," little Suzy said.

"How old are they?" asked Obama.

Suzy replied, "They're so young,
their eyes aren't even open yet."

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

"Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.

Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the president should return the next day;

and in front of the assembled media,
have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from

ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.

Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Obama got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans."

Taken by surprise, the president stammered, "But... but... yesterday, you told me they were DEMOCRATS."


Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes open"

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Hollon
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PostSubject: Re: Free Kittens!   Free Kittens! EmptyFri Oct 29, 2010 12:18 pm

Little Suzie later grew up and they began to call her Sarah, and folks the rest is about to be history!!

you dont have to vote republican you can just not vote.
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Woodtick
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PostSubject: Re: Free Kittens!   Free Kittens! EmptyFri Oct 29, 2010 2:32 pm

I'm a registered Dem and I feel like there have been FAR TOO MANY body bags filled with fine young men and women for me to EVER ignore voting just because I don't care for the people running. With my military service I EARNED my right to vote and will never fail to do so. Elections seldom go the way I want them to go, but I'll always vote. We must all do what we think is the right thing to do.
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PostSubject: Re: Free Kittens!   Free Kittens! EmptyFri Oct 29, 2010 2:54 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Free Kittens!   Free Kittens! EmptyFri Oct 29, 2010 4:45 pm

thatsright
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