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 Willy Nelson's 75th Birthday Quote

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PostSubject: Willy Nelson's 75th Birthday Quote   Willy Nelson's 75th Birthday Quote EmptyTue Feb 22, 2011 10:10 pm


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From: Dale Epley
To: Jerry Epley ; Barbara Adams
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Whether or not you are a country music fan, these are truly the words of a deep thinker, and a highly intelligent person. So simple, yet so profound! Read the words of wisdom from that famous philosopher Willie Nelson, iconic country and western singer, on his 75th birthday below his esteemed portrait. Only a man with such wisdom and maturity could be so concise and succinct in phrasing his feelings at this turning point in his life.

Willy Nelson's 75th Birthday Quote 2nlyc9f


"I have outlived my pecker."



The Penis Poem

My nookie days are over,

My pilot light is out.

What used to be my sex appeal,

Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord,

From my trousers it would spring.

But now I've got a full time job,

To find the f***in' thing.

It used to be embarrassing,

The way it would behave.

For every single morning,

It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,

It sure gives me the blues.

To see it hang its little head,

And watch me tie my shoes!!





































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