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Gimpy
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PostSubject: Dead cow lecture   Dead cow lecture EmptySun Jul 03, 2011 10:03 am

we can all learn from this...................


THE DEAD COW LECTURE
This is the best example for paying attention that I have ever heard.
First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first
anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery
table with the body covered with a white sheet.The professor started the
class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two
important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by
anything involving the animal's body." For an example, the professor pulled
back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and
stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told
his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually
took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second
most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and
sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough but
it's even tougher if you're stupid."
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PostSubject: Re: Dead cow lecture   Dead cow lecture EmptySun Jul 03, 2011 10:21 am

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Dead cow lecture   Dead cow lecture EmptyThu Jul 07, 2011 11:35 am

roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: Dead cow lecture   Dead cow lecture EmptyThu Jul 07, 2011 8:23 pm

thatsright roflmao
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